Dr Kruseaux Makes A Stage Five TDS Diagnosis
Trump Derangement Syndrome is the medical (okay, not really medical) term for when someone’s brain short-circuits at the mere mention of a certain golden-haired, tweet-happy former president. It’s like an allergic reaction to orange tanning spray and MAGA hats. Symptoms include:
Screaming “HE’S LIVING RENT-FREE IN MY HEAD!” while clutching a Starbucks cup.
Writing 17-paragraph Facebook rants about a 3-word tweet from 2017.
Seeing Trump’s face in your avocado toast and calling it a hate crime.
But don’t worry, TDS isn’t just for the left-leaning. Oh no, it’s an equal-opportunity affliction. There’s also Reverse TDS, where folks worship every syllable Trump utters like it’s the Gospel according to Mar-a-Lago. These people have been known to frame NFT trading cards and chant “Build the Wall” at their kid’s soccer game.
